Thar she blows: Lopez gets dirty on POTC

Reportedly, Mario Lopez (whom you may remember from "Saved by the Bell") claims, in an interview with People magazine, to have had sexual relations on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. While there's not much more to this dubious story than that claim, this decidedly PG-13 link has a number of entertaining (and offensive, and ludicrious, and juvenile, etc...) replies to Lopez' story.

RIP.