What's a (broke) ghost to do?
Writing for the Desert Valley Times, Bob Challinor put a humor column out about living paycheck to paycheck:
"But I’ve got a plan to pay off my funeral expenses after I’m dead. I’m going to work in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion. The pay’s not great and the working conditions – the drafty old house, the darkness and cold – are less than ideal, but it’ll be a steady paying job. However, with my luck, Disneyland probably would outsource my job to a ghost in Guatemala or India.
“Boo! Thank you for letting us startle you. Come again.”